Sunday, July 10, 2011

Problem Solving the John Hughes way because everyone deserves a Ferris Bueller Day Off--Sincerely, Really!


It’s been a rough week. That is putting it mildly, but the wide-eyed optimist in me has learned to focus more on tomorrow than to dwell on today and in my endeavor to start this week off better than the last, I thought it was time for a Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. The 32-year old in me is convinced that all of life’s problems can be solved by a John Hughes 80’s film. As a result, today my son and I planned a Sunday Funday adventure. Since we can’t charter a plane and post 911 TSA rules won’t allow for aimless wondering through LAX, the next best bet was an In and Out burger, fries and a visit to the park adjacent to the airport where we could see the planes fly over. Every time a big Boeing flew overhead, we screamed at the top of our lungs and sprawled out on the grass with arms wide open. Grass stains on our clothes called for the missing ingredient of water. Supposedly you are not supposed to swim after lunch, which is exactly the reason we did. With some good friends in tow we floated on our backs like sea otters and kicked our feet to the Ferris Bueller rendition of “Twist and Shout.” On a Ferris Bueller Day off you don’t care if your freshly pressed hair gets a wet. This is a crime that has sealed the fate of African American children world-wide, but on this day I found myself saying “Cameron Fry this one is for you,” as I dove into the deep end.  We splashed, we swam and as a true testament to our throw caution to the wind Sunday, I also disregarded my zero tolerance for red dye #14 and capped off our afternoon swim with 7-11 slurpees.  Burgers, chlorine, toxic dyes and heat exhaustion are the perfect recipe for afternoon naps. Sure we could sleep in a bed, but it would be a lot more exciting to blow up air mattresses and make tents instead. The only thing missing from our day was a marching band. Then again there is always tomorrow, for as Ferris reminds us “ Life moves pretty fast. You don’t stop and look around once and a while you could miss it.” Sincerely, Really. 


Saturday, July 2, 2011

Top 5 Sincerely Reallys for the Week!


1. A man at the post office was complaining about the wait and then asked one of the postal workers how long it would be because he left his kid inside the car. When the postman asked him how old his child was he said "two." At that point, he had already been in line with me to get our passports renewed for at least twenty minutes. Really!!

2. A gentleman recently gave me a business card and on the front it said his name followed by what seemed like nineteen different businesses: barber, photographer, dog breeder, security, fashion designer, interior design etc. etc. in like size 9 font to all fit on the card. Really? As I stood before him, I had to resist the urge to sing the Kat Williams' version of "Everyday I'm Hustling, Everyday I'm Hustling." 

3. I went to buy a sandwich at this tiny spot and she told me the sandwich was only $3.50. I thought, "what a bargain." As I then went to order the sandwich she explained it would be 0.50 cents for cheese, 0.50 cents for tomatoes, 0.50 cents for lettuce, 0.50 cents for BREAD (which should be a staple in a sandwich) and then, of course, tax. Really, woman? Just be honest up front and tell me it's a $7.00 sandwich at your hole in the wall joint. 

4. Yet another email from Nigeria claiming I have been "chosen" to help move 10 million dollars (this time by diplomatic means). It seems I have moved up the ranks of some covert mission and with the amount of emails I get on a monthly basis I will be able to retire by 33. Really!

5. A random bird on top of a Toyota Camry no where near a lake or body of water and of course near the place I frequent on a weekly basis--Target!

What will next week have in store? Sincerely, Really?